Is this supposed to be to the tune of Mr. Tambourine Man?

No. It should be read in a sing-song monotone, while struggling to make awkward line lengths fit together.

can i sit in the back looking awkward and angry at the same time?

You know you can.

I was trying to help the lady out. Thought maybe she had a semblance of a new idea.

somewhere out there she is working for the new experimental wing of Hallmark developing rap greeting cards.