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Random Lyrics Thursday

Mr. Jackhammer Man by Michelle Maldow & the Smoots

Well my kitchen floor is warm
And i aint' got no heated floorboards
I hear the pipes a'flowing
But the water ain't headin' sink-wards

We've been eatin' nothin' but take-out
But our kitchen's almost done
Just in time for us
To build another one

Mr. Jackhammer Man!
Wake the neighbor's baby!
Mr. Jackhammer Man!
Smash our new tiles and cabinets, maybe!

By fnord12 | August 6, 2009, 10:40 AM | Music


Is this supposed to be to the tune of Mr. Tambourine Man?

No. It should be read in a sing-song monotone, while struggling to make awkward line lengths fit together.

can i sit in the back looking awkward and angry at the same time?

You know you can.

I was trying to help the lady out. Thought maybe she had a semblance of a new idea.

somewhere out there she is working for the new experimental wing of Hallmark developing rap greeting cards.