He says:

Hey gang! I've come to a bipartisan agreement, with myself, to raise the entertainment ceiling and bring you a bunch of swell items from the latest Diamond Previews...

His End of Civilization posts are always entertaining, so go read, but i wanted to call out his intro.

Update: Kinda wish Marvel made those aprons. I'd be a much better cook if i had the self-confidence an Arnim Zola physique could bestow upon me.