I know it's just California being California, and i suspect that there isn't a place on earth that isn't known by the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm. But it's still pretty terrifying. Can i go home now?

what amazes me is that the hotel and lodging association wasn't able to succeed in getting the state to back off on making them post these signs. that's awesome.

these people won't even let you share a double if you're not married.