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Project Pterosaur

H/T Eelz

They've already amassed 75% of their funding! It's going to ruin everything! They're going to reveal our lies about evolution and the age of the Earth to the world! Oh noes! What ever shall we do??

The goal of Project Pterosaur is to mount an expedition to locate and bring back to the United States living specimens of pterosaurs or their fertile eggs, which will be displayed in a Pterosaur Rookery that will be the center piece of the planned Fellowship Creation Science Museum and Research Institute (FCSMRI). Furthermore, the rookery facility will establish a breeding colony of pterosaurs in order to produce specimens that could then be put on display by other regional institutions or church groups.

By doing all this, we hope to accomplish three goals:

  1. Support Creation Theory by showing the incorrectness of the philosophy of Evolutionism.
  2. Educate the population about Creation Science.
  3. Create excitement about Creation and the Bible in the public.
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Evolutionists have engaged in a propaganda campaign to trick the public into falsely believing that the Earth is billions of years old and that many animals which lived side-by-side with Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden actually died millions of years before humans were created (or "evolved" in their twisted view.) By finding and displaying living examples of what the Evolutionists claim is impossible, we will sow the seeds of Evolutionism doubt, thereby making the public receptive to the truth of the Bible.

While there are other extant creatures which Evolutionists claim have gone extinct long before man, they are not as ideal for our purposes as pterosaur.

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In comparison, pterosaurs are a blessing from the Lord: Many reported living species are of reasonable size, making housing and care affordable; although they've become carnivorous, they should be as trainable as the birds of prey commonly allowed to interact with zoo visitors during bird shows; their life cycle appears to be relatively short, making it easier to establish a productive breeding program; and finally, historical and modern reports of pterosaurs are much more common than any of the other Evolutionistically anomalous cryptids, suggesting that large populations are waiting to be revealed to our increasingly unbelieving world.

According to these explorers, the unexplored wildernesses in Africa can "easily hide pterosaur colonies". Yes, colonies (plural) of 11 meter flying dinosaurs are hiding out in Africa and Google Maps never noticed.

I can't wait for the bird shows. I imagine them consisting of pterosaurs snatching children from the audience.

By min | May 30, 2012, 3:41 PM | Ummm... Other?


Comments

I, for one, would happily give up evolutionary theory and all that it has contributed to our understanding of the world, including our abilities to fight diseases and grow better food, if these jokers are successful and i can have a pet Rodan. Sadly, this is probably a hoax by the anti-pterosaur pet people.

Also, why isn't this posted under Science?

why, indeed.

I fully support Rod on this.

Though, why would living dinosaurs of any type prove Creationism?

are you attempting to employ logic, sir? fie on you!