We had to pause this so i could laugh alot.

We here at SuperMegaMonkey are completely against the misuse of metaphor. Especially in politics. You should have to get certified in metaphor competency before you're allowed to use them or else be subjected to tasing.

On the other hand, my god, my razors are so goddamned tight, it's turtles all the way down.

Misuse of metaphor makes us crab-claw angry.

This entire segment made me so crab claw angry!

Why don't these people with their misused metaphors make like a tree and get out of here?