We used to have lawn furniture.

And a front walk.

Now we just have snow. I mean, it's not like we live in Wisconsin or something, like a couple of chumps.

It's a good thing we have a garage cause we're getting to the point where the snow is going to block the front screen door from opening. And it's only 11am.

Explain to me again why we, as a society, don't just take the winter off to hibernate? We've got plenty of beans. I think we can make it til spring.