"No longer like a toad in these foul cellars will I secret the venom of hatred -- for you shall bring me love!" - Erik
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"No longer like a toad in these foul cellars will I secret the venom of hatred -- for you shall bring me love!" - Erik
"Don't paint me into a corner!", he shouted, gesturing wildly towards a corner of the room where, years ago, a cartoon of a man who had painted himself into a corner once hung.
You know, all my life I hoped this would happen. Ever since childhood I expected it. I knew these creatures were alive somewhere, but I had no proof, scientific proof, and I had to keep it to myself, or my colleagues would have all laughed at me. -- Dr. Sampson, The Giant Behemoth
We are not connected with "Snyder of Berlin", Berlin, PA 15530.
Hugo Drax: James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.
Cabot: How much further?
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Later, in the privacy of his own apartment, Raxton peels off his outer clothes, again to revel in his awesome power...
Hey, you remember where we first met?
When you're really good, they call you HIPer HIPo.
The first rule of holes is when youre in one, stop digging. When youre in three, bring a lot of shovels.
No crime of commission was ever attributed to him, and his crimes of omission were only misdemeanors. In his middle life, at about the time such things were known about, it was discovered that he had pernicious anemia. It is possible that his virtue lived on a lack of energy.
I was going to tell you about my parents. I was just visiting them, and I don't like them. I've come to grips with this recently. I love them. I'd die for them. But if I met them at a party and they were strangers, I'd just be like, 'These people? This place is beat.'
Ok, in Norway..Norway, you got, you got two big sports. You got chess and, and..uh..uh....sadness.
Ride the tiger
Lady Grantham: Why would you want to go to a real school? You're not a doctor's daughter.
Executive DA Jack McCoy: Blood's thicker.
Thor, if they made a greeting card that said: Congratulations to you on your army gathering skills...I would buy you one.
That is my principal objection to life, I think: It's too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes.
A young person following the news for the first time would probably
think that an economist is someone who gets on television to say how
surprised he is by the economy.
My first choice is a strong consumer agency. My second choice is no agency at all and plenty of blood and teeth left on the floor.
We await you, merry gnome.
 Your RODNEY NEEDS LOVE Clearing House
Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table.
Every time you think you weaken the nation.
Is anybody here a Shriner? I'm Lieutenant Colombo, police department... I could use some help. Is anybody here a Shriner or does anybody know a Shriner?
One thing's for sure: we're all going to be a lot thinner.
The left in this country has been successfully cowed by the Democratic Party. The votes of progressives are taken for granted by Democrats.... By allowing ourselves to be manipulated, we have demonstrated that we have no moral substance. We have no line that can be never be crossed, no stance so sacred and important that we are willing to stand up and fight back.
All i knew about football was my dad always said it was "like chess". I knew how to play chess. That wasn't chess.
As for that VP talk all the time, Ill tell you, I still cant answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
You can't play that wink I squopped it YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT WINK!!!
He has five or six brains which are remarkably irrigated.
Victoria Switzer, a retired social studies teacher, was on phone-bank duty one night during the Pennsylvania primary campaign...She made 60 calls to prospective voters in Susquehanna County, her home county, which is 98 percent white...One caller, Switzer remembers, said he couldnt possibly vote for Obama and concluded: "Hang that darkie from a tree!"
I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran. In the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them.
Love with robots will be as normal as love with other humans, while the number of sexual acts and lovemaking positions commonly practiced between humans will be extended, as robots teach us more than is in all of the world's published sex manuals combined.
The simple fact is our civilization puts no value on rest.
Give me a break! I've got news for all the latte-drinking, Prius-driving, Birkenstock-wearing, trust fund babies crowding in to hear him speak! This guy won't last a round against the Republican attack machine. He's a poet, not a fighter.
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
Koffing!
Wansa wansa wansa wansa peanut butter.
Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.
One. We are one. One is the beginning. Are you one, Herbert?
Reticulating splines
Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.
The only thing worse than getting another Bush would be getting someone Bush outsmarted.
Snake? Snake?
Well, I'm the vice president, and they're not.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
That'sh a Shmith & Weshon and you've had your shix.
As much as I don't want to talk about Electronic Arts three days in a row, if they're going to keep exposing their flank, then I'm going to take the bonus to hit.
  
Just like Clor or Thone, which ever you prefer, putting a thunderbold through Goliath, so has a thunderbolt been put through my last bits of hope for this being a great Marvel event. I have now dropped this from my pull list.
[Baseball] is a game with a lot of waiting in it; it is a game with increasingly heightened anticipation of increasingly limited action.
I forgot that pillows don't have to smell like feet. You know, I have to say, I think it's good I did this hostel thing in my thirties, and I'll tell you why...If I had done it in my twenties or teens, I would've been naïve enough to think that hostels were exotic and romantic. But once you're in your thirties, you've lived enough to know they're gross and should be avoided at all costs.
Who are the brain police?
We think it's important that, in doing that, they try to limit as much as possible the so-called collateral damage, not only on civilians but also on human lives
Come on baby... (Don't feed the meter)
White conservative judge, Princeton grad with excellent career prospects, ISO submissive SWF for politically useful marriage and occasional strip search. No Democrats, feminazis, fatties. Pro-life views desirable but not required. Must be able to cry on cue. Respond to "Sammy," c/o Federalist Society, Washington DC.
 Asked by NBC's Brian Williams to defend predictions that "the U.S. would be welcomed as liberators" in Iraq, President Bush replied, "I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome."
Any loincloth will do.
When Bush unveiled his Faith Biased Initiatives, Robertson told his loyal 700 club audience that money from the feds was 'like a narcotic' and that charities would get hooked on them. Months later, Pat was rolling up his sleeve and praying for an uncollapsed vein.
To sweep the cooked grains into the mouth, and to serve the cut-up morsels of the meat-and-vegetable dishes, chopsticks have proved more serviceable than hands or other instruments (such as spoons and forks, the former being used in China alongside the chopsticks).
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