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Sometimes you just have to move the plot along

I've never turned my party into mice, but i can't say it won't happen in the future.

No you didn't! You didn't actually say that you were casting the spell so now you're a mouse, ok?

By fnord12 | April 20, 2012, 2:41 PM | Comics & D&D | Comments (0)| Link

In which the Philadelphia Trumpet acknowledges its Gary Gygax influence

If you aren't yet familiar with my Philadelphia Trumpet fascination, see here and here. After a while, it does get kind of tedious, since they are basically pushing the same strange theory every issue. But never before has the theory been accompanied by such an awesome illustration.

AC -3, THACO 3.  Save vs. Breath Weapon for half damage.

Sadly, the accompanying article states that the fourth beast mentioned in Revelations is not, in fact, a 15 hit die hydra-dragon. It is, of course, the revived Holy Roman Empire, by which they mean the German-led European Union which is secretly controlled by the Vatican. Here's a helpful infographic that should make it all clear.

By 'clear', i mean 'Clear that these people are crazy'.

The Trumpet isn't the only "Christian" religious magazine that is anti-Catholic. Friend of the site Wanyas has slipped me another crazy pamphlet (Dear sir: please stop. I beg you.):

They couldn't even crop the Hitler photo to match the height of the other two?  This is why i stick with the Trumpet; i demand better production values from my religious conspiracy magazines.

Say what you want about the publishers of Tony Alamo Christian Ministries World Newsletter (i hope you will say, "these people are crazy!"), they sure did find an awesome picture of the Pope.

I'd say he's a level 15 magic-user, and could probably take the hydra-dragon if Obama will tank.

By fnord12 | April 14, 2012, 8:24 PM | D&D & Ummm... Other? | Comments (3)| Link

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