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D&D Makes You Better

Pfft. Like we all didn't already know that.

On a side note - i really enjoy his super fast talking. He is able to enunciate very clearly at the same time. That's important. And hard to do when speaking super fast. Kudos.

By min | October 11, 2012, 5:17 PM | D&D | Comments (0)| Link

Why is "Guys" in Quotes?

I want to know how the bride felt about this Craig's List ad the groom's best man presumably posted.

Description: Looking for a woman with Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (specifically 3.0 or 3.5 editions) to run a game. The event is for a Bachelor Party and the "future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless. With that said, I ensure you that nothing else is expect of you other than an exciting adventure.


  • Dungeon Master experience in Dungeons and Dragons (preferably in 3rd or 3.5 Editions)

  • Must be able to provide a picture including the face and body (No nudes please.)

  • It is preferable that cup size be at least C or greater.

  • If books are needed it must be stated ahead of time however it would be preferable if the DM had her own.

There will be 5 "guys" that will be participation including myself. We are at all above the age of 24. Each of us are gentlemen and will treat the Dungeon Master with the utmost of respect.

I honestly don't know how to charge for this kind of service because it's not something typically done so the compensation will be negotiated. It's expected that the session last no less than 30 minutes.

A day prior to October 11th (The Day of the Wedding) would be ideal.

The location will be negotiated but priority will be give to the preference of the Dungeon Master.

Any other questions will be answered as needed. Only serious applicants need apply.

And would she be ok if it ended up being on a date after the wedding? I suppose she could offer to DM topless herself if she didn't want her guy looking at some stranger's ta-tas.

I don't have a problem with guys having a porn collection, but when it extends to hiring a person to take their clothes off for you in person, it makes it all skeevy. I don't know why i make this distinction, i just do.

Really, the whole bachelor/bachelorette "last fling before you get shackled" thing kinda offends me. It implies that marriage is a type of punishment where you are no longer allowed to do things you enjoy so you gotta take this one last bit of freedom and make the most of it.

If you really feel like marrying this person is going to curtail your ability to do things you enjoy (even if that thing includes hiring women to DM topless for you and your 4 friends), you prolly should rethink the whole marriage thing. Conversely, if you expect your soon-to-be spouse to stop doing something they like doing just because you're now contractually tied to one another, you are totally setting yourself up for bitterness and anger.

I wonder if they'll still pay the DM the "utmost respect" when she sics a lich on them with an army of rust monsters.

By min | October 4, 2012, 1:38 PM | D&D | Comments (0)| Link

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