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« My stupid life: December 2012 | Main | My stupid life: March 2013 » My stupid lifeRise of the Gorillas This is what greeted me when i got home yesterday. Rebellion in my own home. Unbelievable. By min | February 23, 2013, 2:30 PM | My stupid life | Link i'm going to paint you a picture. it won't be a pretty picture. on saturday, i went to yoga. i've been sore since. my ribs are sore. laughing has been banned in my house. i've been so sore that i've resorted to massaging my own ass every time i have to get up and walk somewhere. last night, while i was asleep, i made the unfortunate mistake of having to cough at the same moment i happened to be attempting to roll over. the pain was excruciating. i was certain i had injured something vital. i lay there for a minute or two, in pain from the position i was laying in, but in too much pain to try to move again. so, if anyone tries to tell you that yoga is just lying around stretching, you punch them in the face for me. By min | February 18, 2013, 10:50 AM | My stupid life | Link  The tangerine with the stem and leaves is how you know it's New Year's. By min | February 16, 2013, 9:36 PM | My stupid life | Link Don't invite so many people to your conference calls. It won't be productive. By fnord12 | February 12, 2013, 2:47 PM | My stupid life | Link When you've organized a conference call that has more than a couple of people, starting the call by asking "Who's on the line?" is just going to result in mass chaos as a dozen people first pause awkwardly and then all say their names at once. Do a roll-call. By fnord12 | February 12, 2013, 2:34 PM | My stupid life | Link I really apologize for all the typos and worse lurking in my Timeline reviews. By fnord12 | February 7, 2013, 8:59 AM | Comics
& My stupid life | Comments (1)| Link After the recent outrage over brominated vegetable oil, Pepsi has removed it from Gatorade. But not Mountain Dew. I guess the optics of selling flame retardant in the product you market to athletes was particularly bad. But the product that gets tie-ins with Batman and Halo? Those schlubs will drink anything. P.S., don't tell me that it's FDA approved. Every country with a functioning regulatory agency has banned it. And you're selling Mountain Dew in those countries. And you'll now be using the substitute in Gatorade. So you clearly have a solution here. By fnord12 | February 5, 2013, 11:31 AM | My stupid life | Link « My stupid life: December 2012 | Main | My stupid life: March 2013 » |
