By fnord12 | July 21, 2018, 5:16 PM | My stupid life | Link

They Must Be Making Them A Lot Smaller Nowadays

Here is our ice cream maker (with a lemon included as a size reference):

And here are the warnings in the instruction manual:

Forget that there's no door to remove. Who are these miniature children who are able to fit into my ice cream maker? Why didn't Scientific American tell me about their existence?

Also, what the hell are people putting into their ice cream maker that would require the use of a flammable liquid to get it clean??? Tiny, tiny children, i presume.